conservative

Qualities of a conservative:

Watches Fox News religiously
Listens to talk radio
Watches football
Owns a gun - I mean a whole bunch of them
Loves professional wrestling
Loves dynamite
Loves teen idols
Thinks everyone needs a boot up their ass
Goes to church
Generally a very nice guy/gals
Compassionate
Hard working
Disciplined
Determined
Mature
Treats people with respect
Loves America

Qualities of a liberal:

Dumb
pot smoking
immature - acts like they are in middle school still
Bitches a lot
Afraid of everything
Friends with animals
Afraid of the noise of a shutgun
Hates computers unless it is a Mac
Plays guitar
Hypochondriac
Needs a psychologist

Conservatives ftw

conservative by kyster23 May 16, 2011

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Conservative

Politically: Someone who thinks from the right of the brain rather than the left and basing their choices purely on emotions, but basing them on rational and usually religious viewings. The Conservative ideas are not very popular beliefs...according to the American media...and are often ridiculed for their choices that are made and often called homophobic for being against homosexuality or Nazis for believing that war can sometimes keep peace in the human world. Their ideas include:
-Against Gun Control
-Pro-War (most wars)
-Against Abortion
-Against Homosexuality
-Less government interfering with American's lives
-Traditional (usually Christian) choices rather than more reformations of the United States Constitution

These ideas are opposite of the Liberal ideas

Conservatives are constantly made fun of by the media for not wanting change brought to the United States.

Conservative by ndh777 February 7, 2009

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conservative

Someone who believes in limited government and traditional values they also take a hard stance on the 1st and 2nd amendment and believe they shouldn't be infringed on no matter the certain factors that some liberals believe usurp those ex. hate speech, and assault this means that conservatives think all speech is protected doesn't matter if its "hate speech".

I heard that Steven Crowder and Milo are conservatives they believe in the 2nd amendment and a tight border that vets anyone coming in.

conservative by boii_69 April 23, 2018

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conservative

someone who calls liberals snowflakes but then has a temper tantrum at the sight of a gay couple in public

Lmao that conservative just ran out of arguments as usual

conservative by remysbigfatbussy August 11, 2020

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Conservative

The political movement that has been on the wrong side of every issue since the beginning of recorded human history.
Notable examples: The Dark Ages, The Catholic Church vs Galileo, "Peace in our Time" -Neville Chamberlain on Nazi appeasement

Oh, that group of anti-vaxxers protesting outside of the hospital? That's such a Conservative thing to do.
Abortion laws? Again, super Conservative.
Slavery? You guessed, it Conservatism

Conservative by FunkyBunchesofOats September 16, 2021

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conservative

A conservative is someone who adheres to principles of personal responsibility, moral values, and limited government, agreeing with George Washington's Farewell Address that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.12
Former President Ronald Reagan said, "The basis of conservatism is a desire for less government interference or less centralized authority or more individual freedom."3

A conservative view as in politics, or being a true patriot of the Great Country of America. Your values and world view,

conservative by progressivecrusher September 30, 2011

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