Conk

A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.

example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.

by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023

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conking forum

Common ground with an animal

The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.

by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019

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Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.

All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)

Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!

by Rubber Duck Shibe July 12, 2018

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weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

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Conk

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.

Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.

by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 4, 2019

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