Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!

Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*

by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007

Conradical

Badly Radical. See Proradical or Prorad
See Conrad
A Conrad is Conradical.

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.

by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

conrad

absolute wanker... he is a nonce and a paedopilius... do not trust this 4 ft 8 man unless it's your last choice. also he likes daisy.

Piss off conrad

by Henry The Hover December 13, 2017

conrad carralon

a black man

conrad carralon is a black man

by bobthebellend April 6, 2011

Conraders

Conraders are the official name, for the members in the cult of Conrad. In order to join the cult you have to give the leader, who goes by the name of Addy, the highest of fives. The conraders is a large group, mostly women, who worship Conrad. Addy is the Jesus of the conraders, Addy is the mommy of all daddies, and Conrad is the daddy of the gods. Kaitlyn is the vice president of the cult of Conrad, she is freaking smexy, but not as smexy as Addy, Addy is a babe.

Example: Conraders are the best thing to happen to this world

by Leader of the cult of Conrad June 30, 2018

Conrad

He’s a really shy guy first and you don’t think much of him. He’ll probably end up talking to you and you’ll start to feel red. He has a very cool personality and won’t even know you love him just a bit. Girls will act tsundere but will kill for him.

Best thing is! He likes Daisies!

Gyal 1: I WAS TALKING TO A CONRAD
Gyal 2: oh that’s awesome

(Stabs gyal 1)

by Top defenition September 1, 2018

Conrad

All-around good person and basically a semi-god.
Good with children (making them)

Man, I wish I was like Conrad

by DefinitelyNotConrad November 19, 2018