Concussion

The feeling after your friend hits you on the head with her frigging math book!!!

Friend- **picks up math book**
(SLAM)
Me- wth?!! I think you have me a concussion!

Friend- hehehe
(SLAM)

by Lily LuLu October 29, 2019

Concussive Maintenance

The act of smashing ones head against a possibly broken object, but usually out of frustration, until that person begins to think they have fixed it.

He performed concussive maintenance on his keyboard until his brain thought he had done enough to get good

by Regisfuror May 19, 2020

Racially Confused

Nathon Rubine;

Lesean, Daequan, Deshaun, Le'veon, Jadevayon, Tyrone.

White boys who think black.

Take people who fall into this category to Turn-About Ranch with Doctor Phil.

Nathon you racially confused, get off the fucking basketball court.

by Wubs_Thoughts October 23, 2019

i'm confused

when you have less than 0 brain cells and your trying to comprehend what a smart boi is saying

i'm confuuused
wait... i'm confused
i'm still confused
i still don't get it, i'm confused
repeat x420

by idotnar July 31, 2020

Concussion Makers

Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.

Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

*confused screaming*

When u don’t know what the fuck is going on so you start screaming from the mental breakdown as everyone is realizing that the role play was a conversation and not a role play.

Other people: *roleplaying*

You: has a break down and start *Confused Screaming*

Other people: ah shit, here we go again.

You: *eventually dies*

by AnGodamnedJabroni July 1, 2019

confused

When someone has no freaking idea what is happening. They have thought so hard about a subject and they dont really know what to think anymore because their head is throbbing and they just want to fry their brain maybee with some hardcore drugs.

...also someone who is bi.

Mary: Man, Fred turned into a vegetable.
Jo: Yeah, he was confused with the world. He just learned that everything he knew was a lie. His head hurt so bad he just shut himself off from the confusion.

by Rinizle June 19, 2009