Compilacated

The act where you can't say words correctly while having a seizure.

Mr. Sommerfield: Don't do this, don't do that.
Guy 1: ok.
Mr. Sommerfield: It's not that Compilacated, alri- Erghhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy 2: don't you mean complicated.

by SirJankytitsmclesbo October 19, 2018

complizatics

Complizatics is the way of making a simple thing and finding a way to make it 10 times harder.

Rube Goldberg took simple tasks and made them way harder then they are. He used complizatics.

by animals_r_gr8 June 8, 2020

Copplacate

Cop-play-kate
To gain or regain authority/subordination (over a person) predicated upon implicit threat of immanent violence.

Some officials strive to copplacate members of the public who video record them in their official capacity.

Some officials strive to copplacate members of the public who video record them in their official capacity.

by JesterOthePines February 13, 2021

Conflicated

Complicated and conflicting. Giving mixed signals, usually opposites. Typically used as a compliment.

Taylor was acting conflicated when she said “You beautiful piece of shit”.

by CalvinLeCilliz March 23, 2021

Complimating

When you find a chick really hot and you compliment her for the sole purpose of mating with her.

My buddy Eric tried complimating this hot redhead named Kelly to try and find out if the carpet matches the drapes.

by Mami Big Hands January 28, 2022

complimate

a portmanteau of compliment and hate: to offer a compliment that is actually hateful

"That's the smartest thing you've ever said in your life!" "Don't you complimate (on) me!"

While acknowledging the other's intelligence, the complimater suggests that it is rarely, if ever, expressed. Hence, the speaker is complimenting and hating simultaneously.

by Septentrionalist February 13, 2012

comflicted

How conflicted is meant to be spelled at 8am when you are still half asleep.

I'm sooooo comflicted, fo shizzle.

by Deeshay March 23, 2004