The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.

The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.

by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018

boon companion

your butt-buddysomeone you pack fudge with,usually used to describe Broke Back Mountain type of people

"Why don't you run back to your litte boon companion Mark, Irving???"

by BwareDaBrazilian May 15, 2006

companionship-currency

Refers to one or more periods of "quality time" that you spend with someone as "substitute payment" when you are unable to reimburse him monetarily for loans/services that he gives you.

One should always try to pay back his debts as promised, of course, but id this is not possible, companionship-currency can indeed be a wonderful "alternative reimbursement". Just be careful that you don't "abuse the privilege" --- i.e., "continuously" presume that merely spending time with someone is always adequate recompense for any favor that you ask of the person.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

Life and Death Companions

Companions that are linked together through life and death, a synonym is a married couple, often used to describe Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja

Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk are life and death companions.

by Observer of Endless Stories February 24, 2026

A severe lack of female companions?

The phrase is usually shown alongside with a peeking image of the character Megamind from the 2010 film Megamind
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?

A: Josh doesn't go outside and he plays league all day. He get no bitches
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?

by Caotriken December 30, 2023

companion planting

Companion planting is the cultivation of certain kinds of plants together in the same area, especially if one species will benefit from another, as planting an insect-repellent plant in a vegetable garden.

I am companion planting tomatoes in my garden.

by a girl from HAHS yr 7 2010 7D September 4, 2010

Complimonster

A person you loves to receive compliments from others.

Me - Hey Richi-chan, you're like so awesome...
Richelle - and...?
Me - umm...you're really pretty.
Richelle - and...?
Me - you have a gorgeous smile...
Richelle - and...?
Me - erm...you are super funny!
Richelle - and...?
Me - im a stupid dumbass... ><
Richelle - That will do.
Me - freakin' complimonster you are...
Richelle - PROBLEM?

by Clayheshbrownie December 23, 2010