Comcastic

The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.

The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!

by TNDil444 July 15, 2024

Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 July 8, 2016

Comcast

Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.

An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.

...A.k.a The Shit.

1) Quick! We need to destroy Comcast or we'll be doomed!!

by RealSparky0320 February 23, 2019

Comcast

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had

Comcast is slow as fuck

by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."

by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016