Cocomelon

A menace to society.

Cocomelon

by Pialinist April 4, 2023

Cocomelonification

Cocomelonification is the process of children's media being turned into an incomprehensible sludge of non-stop dopamine hits to completely grab a toddler's attention. Media that has been cocomelonified contains nonstop lullabies and visual stimuli, as well as having little to no clear focus.
Media such as this has been dumbed-down to keep a child's interest.

Laura: I hate Teen Titans Go. It's so fast-paced and has stupid potty humor. The original was better! The same can be said for new Spongebob.
Steve: Classic example of cocomelonification. If children will watch sludge, studios don't need to put time or resources into making genuinely educational children's content.
Laura: So corporations do things solely for profit and not for the well-being of a community?
Steve: Yes.
John: God shut the fuck up you woke liberals.

by evil_oney >:) June 20, 2023

Condomerate

A way of allowing or permitting someone to do something.

I now condomerate this behaviour.

by N6GhY7N6GhY7 October 28, 2023

chares coomes

gay but not gay umm he likes it in the butt and is a pimp

look theres chares coomes.

by kittensmittens August 13, 2014

Dr Coomer

Gordon's companion

Gordon: Hey Dr Coomer. Coomer: Ah, Hello Gordon!

by retrooookichy January 2, 2023

Coomer

Someone who is excessively horny all the time. The definition isn't taken to literally.

Stop being a coomer Joe

by ElBarden April 5, 2020

Coomer

A perverted individual that tends to preform or support sexual activities done by themselves, others or both in a unmoral standard.

The man asks to have sex with any person in any manner, such a filthy Coomer!

by GrandDadio May 27, 2020