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cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....
1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away
by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010
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cocktipsy

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.
I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.
by eab_habib May 7, 2011
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Cocktivist

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo
1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!
by Flameblue July 16, 2011
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cockdatious

An adjective to decide something that is cool and or bad-ass.
Dude, that shirt is cockdatious!!
by Hipsterkiller January 6, 2017
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Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.
"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"
by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017
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cockulous

When the cock is so big it's obnoxious
Wow!!! That cock was cockulous
by Mattyyg September 17, 2017
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Concetious

It’s a word given to me by my mates meaning both conceited and facetious.
You are such a concetious twat
by Arrogance by KC September 1, 2018
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