Cherry Cobbler

The act of a man releasing his cum on a partner (preferably the face) and then following it with a series of violent acts that leads to the person bleeding, thus combining the white and red to create: the cherry cobbler. The same act could be done by a woman if she is a squirter. Same could be called of the dick if it's been fucking something bloody.

I just fucked this girl who liked it so dirty, I finally got to give her a CHERRY COBBLER!

by Avatar8644 September 14, 2006

Cobbler gobbler

When a girl/guy has a fine and or delicious looking ass that you want to gobble(eat) it all up like your grandmas peach cobbler.

That girl has a real cobbler gobbler on her.

by Jesusismybitch666/69/21 July 7, 2020

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016

squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.

That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.

by Hcas August 25, 2016

Creamy Cobbler

A person that gets a lot of enjoyment out of eating Seamon

Jones: Suzan is a Creamy Cobbler!

by Disneylove7 April 22, 2023

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016