The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.
by meeme master November 5, 2017

Situation in an fps (such as Halo 3) when one player gets attacked and slaughtered by 3+ players from another team at the same time
Jelly Means: Shit! Get over here man, four guys are attacking me!
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...
by Seb R. February 17, 2008

Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!
Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!
Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!
Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011

by abbalabbalee21 May 12, 2010

A derogatory term used to describe an individuals ongoing total and complete failure to competently complete their work or mission, due to their idiocy, administrative stupidity and stubbornness; or the result of same.
by Brandt Domas February 27, 2004
