The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 19, 2010
This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 14, 2003
''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.
by meeme master November 05, 2017
Situation in an fps (such as Halo 3) when one player gets attacked and slaughtered by 3+ players from another team at the same time
Jelly Means: Shit! Get over here man, four guys are attacking me!
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...
by Seb R. February 18, 2008
Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!
Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!
Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!
Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
by ColonelBy2013 December 08, 2011
by abbalabbalee21 May 11, 2010
A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.
Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.
Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.
Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.
by Kiki Reeves March 20, 2012