chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

Kennebunkport chowder

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing oral on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina then procedding to eat it

For tonights entree me and michelle are gonna go off and have some fun then i will proceed to give her the kennebunkport chowder

by K2ryder2004 August 18, 2006

Choda Chowder

1. A harsh variant of choda sweat. Common on males who wear talc or baby powder on scorching hot days. A noticable symptom is the appearance of pastie Crotch Ballies that reek of fish , ass and roquefort cheese.

Woman: That's a mighty ripe batch of choda chowder you've got there...
Man: I baked it myself!

by Chris September 2, 2008

wang chowder

a blistering hot wad that comes out kinda chunky...note: see doctor

I'm going to prepare a nice bowl of wang chowder for your mother this evening.

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

Old town mouth chowder

When a girl eats a huge meal too fast to properly digest it and then later on she gets face fucked violently until she blows chunks...

Old town mouth chowder

by sugar sprinkles July 15, 2009

Chowder Hound

an individual who enjoys consuming large quantities of semen

Emily is such a chowder hound that she brings cum in a tupperware container to work for her lunch.

by chowderhound January 20, 2009

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

by Poop S. June 11, 2006