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Clinton's Iced Tea 

A sweet iced tea that is considered the town drink of Kearny, New Jersey. Since it is only sold in this town, many people travel far and wide for this awesome drink. Though most people are very fond of this drink, others disagree and claim it tastes of cardboard and saliva. These people have obviously gone to the wrong place for their Clinton's.
Connor: "Hey John, wanna walk up to G&J's to get a Clinton's Iced Tea?"
John: "Hell no! The ones there taste like cardboard. I get mine at the Midland Dairy"
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Clinton, Tennessee 

Where a split penis is all the rage.
I haven't seen a split penis like that since I was in Clinton, Tennessee.
Clinton, Tennessee by MattMac2218 January 1, 2012

Clinton Middle School 

Worst place on Earth. Located in Clinton, Massachusetts, this wretched school has dinosaurs for teachers, kids in the 7th grade getting detained, and overpowered substitute teachers.
1. Anthony- Hey I used to go to Clinton Middle School. Worst place ever. 2. Class A1- Lucky!

Clinton-style Suicide 

When someone is murdered and their death is forged to look like it was suicide.
Common practice in the Clinton family.
Jeffrey Epstein committed a Clinton-style suicide
Clinton-style Suicide by oohhboy October 29, 2020

Clinton handshake 

A friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male penis inside the female's pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. This "handshake" is decidedly not sex, nor sexual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding "service".
"You may now perform another Clinton handshake under my desk, while I make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the First Lady."
Clinton handshake by Greg54 November 15, 2005

Clinton High School 

a chill school filled with rednecks, crazy ass bitches, some cool teachers and then some really fucking weird ones, and a lot of kids who vape in the bathrooms and don’t let me forget the crazy ass rivalry between the other school down the road AND the really fucking crazy student section
1. look at that student section that has to be clinton high school

Clinton, New York 

A little village in between Westmoreland and New Hartford. Home of Hamilton College. Hockeytown of New York. Town with a lot of underaged teenagers who drinks and smokes and doesn't give a shit.
Man: Hey you hear about a group of teenagers getting busted for drinking?
Woman: Really? Where was the bust?
Man: In Clinton, New York.
Woman: Hmm, thought so.