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Corporate Cleveland Steamer

When you've given every ounce of your energy for your respective company...and rhey continually add work to your plate. You are a victim of your own success, so your company suits on you.
I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.
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The Portable Cleveland Steamer 

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

Cleveland Stanley Steamer 

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

Cleveland Brown Steamer

The sexual act of defecating on your partner's upper lip to appear like the mustache of Cleveland brown from tv show family guy.

Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"
Joe "Dude, I totally gave Dylan's mom a Cleveland Brown Steamer last night."

Tyler "That's just nasty"

southern cleveland eagle steamer 

Is when a creative man or woman produces a Southern Eagle while giving a Cleveland Steamer.
Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.

Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer 

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

Cleveland Streamer 

To titty fuck a girl while having a dirty butthole and leaving a brown streak similar to what you would find in your tighty whities.
After the carnival, I took her back to my place and left her with a Cleveland Streamer