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clement

Beautiful french guy. Usually, they come from Paris...

By the way, it means as well smart and clever.
What a Clement guy!!
by Clementusrugby August 8, 2006
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cements

Noun referring to a pair of footwear inspired by the GOAT himself. Cement refers to the cement inspired color and appearance of parts of the particular shoe. Can be 3's, 4's , 5's etc.
"Fuck I just spilled Tussionex all over my cements."
"Oh dam pour me up some yellow g"
by ravage md September 7, 2017
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Brown Clementine

When a women's vaginal entrance has become over used and dried up. The vagina begins to hang outside, turn a brownish colour and dry up, looking like an old shrivelled up clementine.
"Holy shit, look at the brown clementine on that bitch"

"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"

"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"
by brownclementine May 3, 2013
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Lame like Roger Clemens

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.
"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"
by dreeze March 30, 2008
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Clementine story

A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"
This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"
by bear19 June 17, 2011
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Clementine

Clementine is a nice person who is usually underestimated. Inside she is actually everyones friend. Most of the time she skipped a grade and is very smart.
Clementine is like my best friend.
by The Half Blood Prince February 18, 2019
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Clement has left the chat

Expression used in a wider context to express reprobation for the silly, outrageous or outright disgusting content shared by people with limited abilities in a group chat. The goal is to imitate the reaction of well-educated, respectable (and potentially French) individuals typically named "Clement" would have to said content. This enables the user to show reprobation while staying in the chat herself/himself in case similar content get shared again. Similar expression: "Karen has left the chat" to indicate the typical reprobation of a suburban member of the group who was not able to talk to the chat manager.
Everybody immediately wrote "Clement has left the chat" after Seb shared a misogynistic joke in our Whatsapp group .
by dargeax June 3, 2021
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