Cleetus

A hot rodeo cowboy man.

Cleetus has caused some troubles in the past, like shooting his son 3 times with a shotgun. Besides all that he’s a great man! He has met with myths before, sadly most of them made fun of him for being FAT. He has also ran away from his mother when he was very young. He’s been divorced at least 2-3 times. xD

by UglyEyeballs May 27, 2020

cleetus

fat thick dude with a rake

cleetus boy aint givin up

by jiggly puff man dood July 22, 2020

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

Cleetus

Some guy from the Simpsons and also a cowboy in roblox. In roblox he can be seen either trolling around, bulling noobs for fun, or just raging.

Person 1: do you know Cleetus?
Person 2: yes that guy from the Simpsons
Person 1: no the cowboy guy from flamingo
Person 2: ok

by boing February 10, 2021

Ceethu

This is a very fruity individual, very loud but quite smart. Has many course warnings and struggles to concentrate, but in all of the faults there’s a swag individual who is intelligent, funny, fun and is very open is anything!

What’s you’re name
It’s Ceethu

by I am only a number June 14, 2021

cleetism

a religion for worshiping our lord and savior, cleetus. join the group on roblox

Friend: Hey! Wanna hang out later?
Person : Sorry, I can’t. I have to go worship cleetus.
Friend: OH! So you’re part of cleetism?
Person: Yea...

by denkisimp June 17, 2021