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Claytonism

The art of being dirty; refusing to bathe; always grimy.
Hey man, go take a shower! Im tired of you and this claytonism!
by Cryogenics January 12, 2009
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clayton

noun; a total dousche bag who leads on girls and plays them. he is a fucking fuck face who is a dick head. if you have met one of these you will know by the awkward way he tucks in his shirt or his gross facial hair, or his grimy girlfriend. seek immidiate help if you find your self in an "clayton situtation".
A. Clayton
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claytonism

you suffer from claytonism, you sick bastard!
by t-bear October 7, 2003
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clayton

A fucking nigger that is a fucking dick that likes to swallow dick
Aw Clayton is in hailing dick again
by Austin howe February 28, 2018
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clayton kershaw

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
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adam clayton

One of the coolest characters ever to grace a stage. While not flashy or "quick", Adam is the most rock solid bass player this music fan has ever heard. God bless U2.
by PatsR September 2, 2008
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Clayton Bigsby

A blind person that hates his own race of people.

He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
by Deathgrind > you September 23, 2007
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