clarinated

Totally immersed in everything that has to do with the clarinet: technique, printed music for clarinet and where to get the music, reeds, auditions, etc. From CLARINet + marinATED.

John is really clarinated---I know he'll ace the next audition!

by pentozali April 17, 2009

Rusty Clarinet

The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.

Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.

by Jack Meoff IV December 18, 2006

kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...

courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time

by greg April 13, 2004

bass clarinet player

Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.

A bass clarinet player that finds the need to date all saxophone players of her class

by alskj November 23, 2007

B Flat Clarinet

A b flat clarinet is the main kind of clarinet. It is in the key of B flat, that is why it is called a B flat clarinet. It has 22-28 keys and the embouchure or way you blow into the instrument, is very difficult to learn. Clarinet is very fun, and there is a Bass Clarinet, which is a regular clarinet, but it plays on a different key, not B flat.

I am in band and i am learning the B flat clarinet.

by band girl December 15, 2014

clarinet

That thing squidward plays

He plays the clarinet

by strevortni November 8, 2019

clarinet

an instrument that you can't hear, even if there's 50 of them

Student 1: "Are the clarinets playing?"
Student 2: "Even if they were, we wouldn't be able to hear them."

by yamash September 12, 2016