Clarence

A n accidental Retard. They will think they are equal to Alex or Jacmel's, but the are not

Ex 1
Clarence: (to alex) PICK IT UP!!! GET OUT!! (Autistic Screech)
Jacmel: (to Clarence) This is why. I am the smexy god. And you don't get no hoes.

Alex: (to Clarence) HELL YEAH!

Ex 2
Girl 1: Damn! Is that a Clarence?

Girl 2: Are you Blind?!!? Don't say that name, it's gross. That's a Jacmel! Too fucking smexy!
Girl 1: Ah, sorry girl... I could go for an Alex though....

by McmanlyWoman February 10, 2018

mr. Percival Clarence

A beautiful orange tabby, and gentleman. The best ‘knight, the best cat, and best friend. 1994-2013. Goodnight, my heart.

‘No other cat compares to Mr. Percival Clarence, our Mr. C.’

by Slobbery December 8, 2019

Clareitis

Hating somebody to the point where they're speech alone, makes you "want to die".

"Everytimes he speak i just wanna punch him in the face"

that sounds like you have Clareitis to me"

by Mysterydefiner1123344 July 1, 2009

Clarence

a stupid kid who's fat and feels the need to be extra all the time

Tahia- Oh my god. That kid is so disgusting
(savage)Peyton- It must be a Clarence.

by aestheticmelanie April 1, 2017

Clarence

Historically, Clarence’s are unreliable friends.

Hey did you get your fantasy football trophy back from Clarence?

Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.

Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.

by Commissioner Goodell December 26, 2018

Clarence

Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.

"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."

"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"

by BJHOYLE November 26, 2019

Clarence and Priya

Def 1: A Clarence and Priya is a commonly used term for a relationship that goes all the way from uni sweethearts through to marriage.

Def 2: A Clarence and Priya is also commonly used to describe finding your soul mate.

Def 3: Also used to represent the word love or adoration

Def 1: Are Bob and Belinda still together?

Yer they did a Clarence and Priya

Def 2: I have found my Clarence and Priya

Def 3: "Do you like me?" "I Clarence and Priya you"

by streetview March 24, 2010