barehanded a cinnamon roll 

the action taken to ensure breakfast is consumed when one is in a hurry to attend a lab meeting

Rick: Did you get some breakfast Mubeen?
Mubeen: Totes bro; I barehanded a cinnamon roll and was good to go.

barehanded a cinnamon roll by MubsShak July 23, 2011

California Cinnamon Roll 

A rather strange sexual encounter with a blonde woman, in which she first gives a male partner a blumpkin, allows him to jizz in her hair, and then proceeds to wipe his ass with her luscious golden locks. She then disseminates the revolting combination of excrement and semen in her hair with a brush or comb, and puts her hair up into a bun (hence cinnamon roll). This practice is experiencing staggering increases in popularity, particularly in California.

Did you hear about that new thing, the California Cinnamon Roll? I want to try it with my girlfriend, but she'd have to bleach her hair.

California Cinnamon Roll by Andrew DuVall April 26, 2012

pittsburgh cinnamon roll 

The sexual act of releasing fecal matter into ones hand and then using the other hand rubbing his scrotum until ejaculation, then squirting the love nectar onto the feces. Then, in an act of aggression, he shoves the turd covered in cum into his lovers mouth as she gasps with tasteful enjoyment.

(Girl) " Honey, we are out of pillsbury cinnamon rolls. "

(Guy) " Its alright babe, ive eaten alot tonight, and we havent had sex in a while, so there will be plenty of pittsburgh cinnamon rolls for you tonight. "

pittsburgh cinnamon roll by Bill Tremonti April 25, 2011

New York Cinnamon Roll 

When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.

New York cinnamon Roll

New York Cinnamon Roll by That shexy thang May 9, 2010

the cinnamon roll

a sexual act - performed by ejaculating into your heavy set female partner's belly button and then dipping the head of your penis in it and moving it clockwise around the belly button letting the seman drizzle down, completing the cinnamon roll.

My girlfriend likes breakfast in bed so a gave her the cinnamon roll!

the cinnamon roll by hunterbowhunter February 17, 2010

brazilian cinnamon roll

The act of defecating upon one's chest and then preceding to ejaculate upon it.

You should have seen the size of this Brazilian Cinnamon Roll I took on this hoe last night!

brazilian cinnamon roll by strooddude October 12, 2013

angry cinnamon roll 

A cinnamon roll, but angry.
More specifically, when someone seems like an asshole or bitch, but deep down they're precious and everyone knows this. They might complain or yell a lot but they truly just care a lot about their friends. Often the victim of "You're so cute when you're angry!" or other similar phrases, which piss them off. Protect them anyway.

Karkat Vantas isn't mean, he's just an angry cinnamon roll.

angry cinnamon roll by Stealthclaws May 4, 2018