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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Jackie Chan

Bruce Lee may be more powerful and faster than Jackie Chan

But Bruce Lee can't KO a gang of bad guys with umbrellas, life savers, ties, shoes or anything he can find
Jackie chan just killed a man with a banana
by Lordie Lordi November 22, 2009
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creepy chan

Creepy-chan, also known as Cute-chan, Tussin-chan and Alli, is a non-self-posting camgirl. She first appeared on /b/ in late 2005 under the name Tussin-chan, a reference to her tripped-out appearance. She was later renamed Creepy-chan when more pictures of her were posted and it became apparant that her distinctive appearance was mostly caused by a prediliction towards heavy eye makeup and her signature wide-eyed stare. Creepy-chan was one of thirteen contestants on the most recent cycle of America's Next Top Model, which premiered on February 25th.2 She placed second as runner-up to the winner, Teyona.

The artist was originally recruited by a casting agent who had discovered her online.3 On the show, she was frequently noted for her large, distinctive eyes. She befriended fellow contestant Celia, who was eliminated before the finale episode.
Did you see that Creepy Chan made it in the top 2 on ANTM??
by NikkiAnne May 27, 2009
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chancala

A cheap sandal used as a disciplinary device in latino households
"Oh damn. She got the Chancala out"
by June_ June 9, 2016
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Jackie Chan

A man who is greater and more powerful than Chuck Norris.
Jackie Chan does all his own stunts. He has injured himself a lot while performing them and even cheated death during one.
by some guy from Hell September 1, 2009
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Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017
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Raku-Chan

That one cat girl from NYan~ Neko Sugar Girls that dies from heartbreak
Raku-Chan has rabies.
by QueenEnoshima October 27, 2019
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