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deployed the chute

The act of losing it after you you've been treated with disrespect for the last time.
Take this job and shove it! The airline attendant deployed the chute as he announced to the passengers he has had enough and was quitting his job.
by Gogogirl56 August 10, 2010
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Open the chute

Process which follows smoking weed in which you first start eating leading into full blown munchies.
Dude that was some really good weed, I'm about to open the chute on them oreos
by boneslee1 September 22, 2010
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Shanghai Bamboo Chute

When you tie someone up and grow a shaft of bamboo up their juicy rectum causing anal splintering and eventually you become one with nature and Buddha himself.
"Hey John how many months has it been since you checked on the progress of Jennifer's Shanghai Bamboo Chute."
"Oh I'd guess that it's been about one and half since that's how long it takes for full bodily numbing to progress and I haven't heard her scream in a week."
by squeaalerrrrr May 16, 2018
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poop chute

She wanted him to finger her poop chute.
by Light Joker December 29, 2004
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Baby Chute Beer Bong

Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.

Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..

Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.

Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...

Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.

Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...

Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...

CHEERS!
We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!
by mattyboyee March 29, 2009
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Mud chute

A Mud chute is a move during coitus in which one partner insets his/her fist into the rectum of the other.Proceeding this,the partner then attempts to grab and remove the faeces from the partners bowels and spreads it all over each others genitalia.
I preformed a Mud chute on my girlfriend last night; It made an awful mess!
by Professor fist January 20, 2014
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Poop Chute

It starts off with a girl taking the initial poop to loosen up her butt hole then inverts her chill back mouth in the air so the guy can sit on her and align his chill hole with hers and poop into her butt and then perform the jackhammer in her butt then girl shits out the shit and man milk that's in her butt.
Was lookin' for some o' that nasty chill hole last night and I found it when this slut from the bar wanted me to poop chute her in the bathroom.
by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013
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