Chopsticks

When two men use the same urnal.

Bruh, why are you going chopsticks with me?

by AJK475 August 20, 2016

Chopstick

Using two fingers to masturbate.

My friend said his dick is so small, that he chopsticks that son a bitch.

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.

Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"

by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021

Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.

My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.

by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021

Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018

Mr. Chopsticks

An individual from Scotland with white hair.

LOL get a load of Mr. Chopsticks over there!

OK, Mr. Chopsticks.

by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022

Eating soup with chopsticks

The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.

Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?

by Starkwill October 21, 2021