Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016

chinese chicken choker

when one chokes their chicken with chopsticks

“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”

“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”

by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 17, 2008

Piddywickles and Chonkers

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.

I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

by Orinoco23 April 9, 2020

Chokes

A cigarette or pack of cigarettes.

I need to go buy me a pack of chokes.

by Hyde43 December 28, 2005

choker

A team that cannot win in the post season yet performs well in the regular season.

Chokers = Ottawa Senators - any given year

by Dee D May 22, 2006

choker

The South African Cricket team, teaching the world how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Every time.

Man, Jack can never work when the going gets tough. He's such a choker. He's like an entire South African cricket team all by himself!

by NishantJain January 16, 2011