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Chipotle Effect

The effect where consuming a meal at Chipotle will severely delay the effects of alcohol drank afterward, until it all hits you at once.
Dude I kept taking shot after shot last night cuz I wasn't getting drunk and it hit me like a ton of bricks an hour later. I think it was the Chipotle effect after that burrito bowl.
by pizzascubbler May 17, 2016
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chipotle asshole

commonly known as the red ass, or if you eat a spicy mexican meal the day after you will probably have a chipotle asshole.
After Jonathan competeted in the jalapeno eating contest he had a chipotle asshole for a week
by T-bone 1 February 12, 2007
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Chipotled

When you buy cooked food that poisons you you've been chipotled.
by RodondoNeal April 13, 2019
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Dirty chipotle

Sexual act where the man squirts green tobasco on the recipients anus, wraps his erect penis in tin foil then sodomizes the anus.
"I'd like to give her a dirty chipotle until she can't walk straight."
by Jaketasticone December 30, 2007
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The Chipotle Challenge

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.
Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"
by TommyMcgee April 19, 2009
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chipotel

Noun
1. An insult towards someone that no one wants to be around.
2. A nonchalant way to hint that someone is obese/fat.
3. Someone who eats a lot of fast food; probably from Chipotle.
Lauren: Did you see all the fat on his body giggle when he walked into McDonald's?

Bella: Yes I did, he's such a chipotel!
by lovedon'thate April 6, 2010
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Chipotle

Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.

It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.
"Hey Juan I just had awesome Mexican food!"

"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"

"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"

"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."
by candydrops707 November 23, 2009
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