by xxxcuredmydepression March 08, 2019
The Chinese ninja man who eats squids and noodles with chop sticks, usually they like little kids, likes to say ching ching Chong Chong a lot
Watch out for the ching Chong China man
by Niggertron ninja May 02, 2020
Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 January 01, 2021
It is used by folks who think it's funny to be racist to Chinese people. OR Chinese people use it as a thing to talk back with to an American or whoever is also racist.
"CHING CHONG BING BONG BARNEY THE DINOSAUR LOOKS LIKE CANTONESE CHING CHONG" Now that's what she said.
by RandomPersonFromHongKong February 09, 2023
An ancient pre-courser to Pong. It is played on a Chinese tea light food heater, usually by smashed people. There is no winner, only losers.
by KingPrawn March 28, 2010
In the event that a person with no skill whatsoever aka noob decides to join a game of ping pong, the correct response to this person would be 'no ching, no chong'.
No ching no chong literally means 'no skill, no play'.
No ching no chong literally means 'no skill, no play'.
by czpillz March 20, 2008
A legend.
Example:
You have lost anakin I have the high ground.
You underestimate my ching chong springyness.
Anakin then proceeds to destroy the galaxy, becoming emperor ching Chong of the springy Senate
Example:
You have lost anakin I have the high ground.
You underestimate my ching chong springyness.
Anakin then proceeds to destroy the galaxy, becoming emperor ching Chong of the springy Senate
by ToniGthatsyou September 03, 2019