Texas Chili Bowl

: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.

I gave your mom a Texas Chili Bowl last night.

by Justin "Allen" October 8, 2008

texas chili bowl

Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!

hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!

by jizzohn June 21, 2006

texas chili bowl

When you pour hot sauce in a chicks ass and then butt rape her

I gave my teacher a nasty texas chili bowl and she efffin loved it

by 13rasfdawr June 21, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.

(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.

by MA Nigga Jason October 12, 2010

Texas Chili Bowl

When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.

Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.

by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021

Texas Chili Bowl

The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

by BoyBloo January 31, 2023

That's the chili

if something is extremely cool, awesome, or legit.

Kid- "Dude look at this headshot!"
Other kid- "Yeah man I saw. That's the chili!"

by nollid114 November 28, 2010