chet

When talking to the opposite gender in a way that is essentially flirting

You Chet her up

by Booker84 January 23, 2019

Chet

Losing your shit. Mental breakdown with horrific sounds.

How was work?
Horrible I think I'm gonna chet

by MayasPHD September 8, 2019

what the chets

Its when you want to say the F word but your not tryna get in trouble

Your mom is telling you some shocking news and you reply what the chets

by MODADDY May 3, 2023

chet shot

When you take a second shot in disc golf ( usually out of frustration and not a mulligan)

Look Out! CHET SHOT!

by Spudunkist September 8, 2019

Chet

To cry passiontely after a solid masturbation session.

Bro: Yeah man, had a solid night. Got home, had a chet session, it was emotionally a great time.

by gaaaaaabbbbbbbyyyyy January 4, 2019

Texas Chet

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.

Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.

by D Carver April 28, 2013

Chet

A Chet is not just a person but also a state of being. If you meet Chet remember to get them a snow globe for if not might risk angering it and doom yourself to eternal suffering.

Person: Oh hi Chet.
Chet: Where is my snow globe!!!
Person: Aaaaaaahhhhhggggg!!!

by Mr. handsy December 24, 2021