by jmgmh June 12, 2016
Get the chernobyl gas maskmug. When your stomach hurts terribly whilst you need to take a shit, specifically while going to a public function where you cannot safely excrete the fat trucker shit boiling in your vat of dookie acid.
"Goddamnit, I have Chernobyl Booty." says James. "Why don't you just drop a log?" says Harry. "I can't I'm going to work."
by PLEB1 November 6, 2021
Get the Chernobyl Bootymug. The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner
by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025
Get the The Chernobyl hair tanglermug. An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.
Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."
by ToastMelon September 26, 2024
Get the Chernobylizedmug. by Tones McGones February 22, 2025
Get the Chernobylmug. A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
Get the Chernobyl Sandwichmug. When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020
Get the chernobyl catfishmug.