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charity begins at home 

A person's first responsibility is for the needs of their own family and friends.
Meaning you must support those closest to you before others.
"As the starving Ethiopian children came to my doorstep begging for bread, I handed my piece to my son, charity begins at home."

Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.
Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
Charity Shield by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018

charity faith 

A beautiful and religious girl who is outgoing and very smart. Loves animals and loves her family. She does well in school and has lots of friends. Will always tell you what's on her mind. Has faith in God and is a very special person all together.
charity faith by Dreamgirl82 December 21, 2016

charity crapper 

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.
Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.
charity crapper by Boggler March 5, 2004

charity bang 

Helping one of your not-so-good buddies out by taking his not-so-good-looking girl friends home so she stops complaining about a lack of ass.
I think my karma bucket is overflowing from all the girls I've been charity banging lately
charity bang by Quinmill November 4, 2007

Charity Stache 

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
Charity Stache by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010