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Champagne MaryJane

She's the "girl next door" who smokes weed on down low, and comes up with the most RIDICULOUS ideas. She also thinks she's a fucking comedian when she's high AF. She basically is.
Your girl was a Champagne MaryJane last night, making s'mores tutorials high AF.
by Champagne Mary Jane January 23, 2017
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Champagne Punk

"Champagne punk" simply infers that it is punk of the highest calibre, deriving from the saying, "a champagne moment" that means a very fine moment indeed. More often referred to in terms of comedy, for example David Letterman's fan site is called 'champagne comedy'.

"Champagne punk" (adjective) should not be confused with Chardonnay Punk(group noun). Champagne is a symbol of celebration for the middle and lower classes, whereas chardonnay which is traditionally associated with the upper classes has been used derogatorily to describe rich left wing persons that self-identify with the working classes, i.e.: "That chardonnay sipping hippy!".

This confusion is somewhat understandable due to the existence of the term champagne socialist, however because most punks do in fact come from middle class backgrounds, the comparison doesn't stand up on close examination. To confuse these two terms is not necessarily indicative that one is a dumb punk. However, it would be more accurate to instead refer to particularly socio-economically disadvantaged people who are members of the broader punk scene as gutter punks, to avoid ambiguity.
"That show rocked."

"Champagne punk at its best, mate."
by Megapossum October 26, 2018
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Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline

And most things inbetween
I roam the city in a shopping cart

Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline
by driftyboiz July 7, 2019
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Champagnpapi

The biggest hurensohn on earth, bullied by everyone and is a closet gay
Champagnpapi is such a whorechild bro man dude man
by Champagnpapi December 4, 2020
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Champagne Enema

Champagne Enema, n.

A champagne enema is when the recipient lays down on their back with their legs in the air and a bottle of champagne is inserted in the ass and shaken. Remove the bottle and let her spray the champagne in the air.
Dude after we gave that girl a champagne enema we all gotta shower...
by Beans From Poughkeepsie February 6, 2010
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the Grapplin' Chaplain

1. Nickname for Jeff Goven, submission grappler and universal faith minister (used to go to various prisons & jails as an outside chaplain for the inmates).

2. A crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on Jeff Goven.
The Grapplin' Chaplain is small and old and cannot defeat that heavyweight college wrestler by college wrestling rules, but, allow all grappling techniques, remove all points and time limits, and the GC will win by a submission!
by Debbie Goven June 17, 2009
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Fútbol Champagne

Lionel Scaloni's favourite playing style.
Excuse me if I beat you, but this is the way fútbol champagne is.
by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021
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