Chef: HEY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PAN
Carlos: You tried cooking me!
Chef: Sorry kid, you look like an egg.
Carlos: You tried cooking me!
Chef: Sorry kid, you look like an egg.
by YourYM January 25, 2022
Get the Carlos mug.Carlo is the definition of narcissistic which most of his ex girlfriend would agree with… he also likes to buy all his girlfriends dogs because he doesn’t understand they are a life time commitment… since he can’t commit to anything properly himself except for his own tattoos … he’s a very good tattoo artist and he even somehow manages to convince all his girlfriends to tattoo his name across their vaginas ( I don’t know how, he must be very good bed) …he is however an amazing DJ but wastes his talents occupying his mind with females and love triangles , these carlo’s usually have a very strong foot fetish only for under size 3’s , he is also a very good hugger and good friend to those he actually cares for … and on the odd occasion loves the white stuff and a good party.
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A very nice guy who will treat you right and show you all his love and affection but when you finally like him back loses interest, he’s the type of guy that likes playing games , sleeping and going out with friends but is too tired to answer your calls. Bottles up emotions until he can’t take it anymore.
by urboyfriendsmom November 21, 2021
Get the Carlo mug.A nigga with a lot of drip, and bitches. Will usually attract women that have names starting with 'C' and 'A.' However, behind all this, a Carlo will usually want to become highly successful in life, and will usually be a hard worker.
Is Carlo going out with Chrissy again?
Guess so.
Wasn't he just with Addy?
Yup.
What a shame. I hope he learns better in college.
Guess so.
Wasn't he just with Addy?
Yup.
What a shame. I hope he learns better in college.
by deltacobell February 16, 2021
Get the Carlo mug.He is the best player at Mario Kart, always #1, just that he is too afraid to beat his friends because he cherishes the friendship more than a game. Plus, he is a decent guy.
"Woah Carlo is last place? He must have did it for us cus he realizes that if he wins he knows that we will feel bad. Everyone needs a Carlo in their life."
by HabarashiKyoto437haruda June 22, 2020
Get the Carlo mug.He’s the sweetest guy you could meet, he learns from his mistakes and if he knows he hurt you he’ll realize it and want to fix it! Carlo is also a ladies men. Every girl wants him but they’re to scared to tell him or either they’re all up on him! He’s honest with you! Someone real 💯 he’s not afraid to go for it even though he knows what could happen! Loyalty is true from him, he says he got a girl back off it’s hints that he GOT a girl and don’t want you! Carlo has a lot of talents if it not sports it’s a musical kind/artistic/etc every Carlo has a lot of talent they just don’t want to admit! Let’s not forget he’s either quite but once you get to know if he’s funny, great to talk to when your bored! Or he’s outgoing and wants to make people feel as comfortable as he can! He also has a big butt and is often told that!
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