carbon fartprint

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.

1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.

by jamspoon September 18, 2007

carboholic

Someone who consumes carbohydrates in excess, to the point of harming themselves or other relationships. Common fixes for carboholics include freshly baked Subway bread and Pillsbury Croissants.

Bill: Mmmmmmm. I could make love to this dinner roll.
Ted: You're such a carboholic.

by Rooks December 9, 2008

Carbondale

A town in southern Illinois and home to southern illinois university home of the saluki. Carbondale has a rich history of party tradition consisting of riots during holloween. Holloween has been since banned starting in 1976. Home to the number one party school until 1997 but has remained in the top 20 to this day. A common school moto shared by all students is "C's with degrees." If you ever visit hit up the spillway which is a nonstop lake party in the spring. Also, make sure to take a trip down the strip where fun can always be found.

I live in Carbondale

by Bob Canapary December 6, 2006

carbon assprint

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.

I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.

by Old Man Pip May 31, 2009

carbon fiber

a lightweight material that is used on many race cars and tuner cars that has a black coulour to it

the saleen s7 has a complete carbon fiber body

by \/\/ /\ \/ [- January 8, 2005

Glen Carbon

This is a town between Edwardsville, Il and Maryville, Il. Known for its fairly high level of affluence. The kids that live here are part of the well-known Edwardsville school district. See Edwardsville, IL for more information. The two towns run together, the only difference is that Glen Carbon has more money.

people who don't live in Glen Carbon or Edwardsville refer to them as snobs, when in reality, they aren't. All walks of life live here, we just present ourselves better. Learn to take pride in yourself, FOOLS!

by Dirty J man July 16, 2010

carbomb

a shot consisting of 50/50 Jamison and Bailey's which is dropped into half a pint of Guinness and tanked immediately, lest it curdle... finishes like chocolate milk!

round of carbombs please!

by tinafey January 5, 2008