To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.
"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."
by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014
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by Aimee and Joe November 21, 2005
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Master writer, a person who makes a lot of friends.
Often not respected by his family.
A person with no luck in getting a girl friend.
Speed walks through the halls.
Not much of a social life.
A brilliant person, with brilliant dreams.
In summary, deals with what life throws at the person
by writing.
Often not respected by his family.
A person with no luck in getting a girl friend.
Speed walks through the halls.
Not much of a social life.
A brilliant person, with brilliant dreams.
In summary, deals with what life throws at the person
by writing.
by Jiva Dreams September 20, 2010
Get the CardDragon mug.This is a tasty beaverage consisting of 3/4 parts hot java, 1/8 of milk and 2/16 of the best cardamom.
"Hey! Come down to Alley Stuff coffee shop for some Cardecoff!"
— What the hell is that?
"Bring some caradamom and coffee beans and you'll c."
— What the hell is that?
"Bring some caradamom and coffee beans and you'll c."
by tastydonuts December 15, 2011
Get the Cardecoff mug.Cardenfruede, Dammit! This card would have been so much funnier than the one I just played for "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?"
by TheLessa February 15, 2014
Get the Cardenfruede mug.Another species on our roads other than cyclists that are under the illusion that it is ok to take up a whole lane going at 25km/h or slower. These are called "Cardestrians". They are basically a pedestrian in theory who believe they are a vehicle. These poor creatures believe they are entitled to take up a whole lane of a road, street, car park or drive through without a care in the world. Unfortunately, the $500 excess for their insurance won't cover death in a hospital as they will be dead from the vehicle impact from a Car, truck or Semi. Unless the "Cardestrian" weighs in excess of 500 kilos and can travel up to 110km/h, they are urged to stay to the paths they were given by the state government and local councils. Their wish, in due course, is to become a fully fledged Toyota Hylux.
"Is that an over-obsessed Pokemon player with a distinct lack of direction and care?? No, they are too old, must be another delusional Cardestrian."
"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."
"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."
by Lacrajo August 4, 2016
Get the Cardestrian mug.Smart, courageous, protector, supporter, and great companion. You'll be lucky to have Cardeen as a partner. He's make a wonderful family man with someone that's as courageous such as a fellow like himself. If you get lucky enough to catch a Cardeen of your own, hold on tight because you my dear have caught one of the best there is to find.
by Tink😘30 May 19, 2017
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