captcha

Acronym: Completely Automated Public Turing test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart.

Tests that are easy for a human to pass, but difficult for a computer (thus preventing things like automated signups).

Ever see those registration forms that show a distorted picture and asks you to identify the word in it? That's a CAPTCHA.

by Spoom June 10, 2004

Captain's pick

An inept decision, taken autocratically, causing distress to everyone except the decision-maker. Popularised by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

"Why is there a junkie sleeping in our bathtub?"
"I said he could. Captain's pick!"

by microfilm February 9, 2015

Captain Save-A-Hoe

Somebody who will do anything for women. A fool who will buy dinner, diamonds, pearls, clothing, etc because he thinks that he will get some play but always ends up alone.

I don't know why he alwayz tryin ta be a captain Save-A-Hoe.

by Shahi December 27, 2005

Captain Jack Sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!

by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008

captain futon

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

Captalker

Captalker is a person that continuously lies for no given reason.

“Kabir said he gonna beat your ass again. My mans really a captalker

by The Boy 👦 Harmann November 17, 2020

The Captain John Morgan

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009