Flux Capacitor Speak

Using lots of technical sounding jargon to make something sound more important or complicated than it really is. When in reality it makes no sense what so ever. But, IT SOUNS COOL!

"The collector and the timed switching device are incorporated in the nature of the bee-bees in brine. In conjunction with a magnetic field and the load, the flux capacitor uses the hierarchical structure of the cosmos as a timer! The trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current (sustained by the load) destabilizes the orderliness of the proton, the heavier atom and the "tissue" of individual layers of metal. The matter then seeks to re-establish itself in the fractal set." Flux Capacitor Speak

by The Mad Hatter Lives January 16, 2009

Lewis capaldi

An amazing singer who never fails to put us in the feels! He has brought out songs such as ; someone you loved, fade, grace, lost on you, tough, bruises and many more! He is literally perfect ohmydAys

Bro 1: “bro, did you hear Lewis capaldis new song?”
Bro 2: “bro, yes I was in TeArS”

Bro 3: “pussy ass bitches” — bro 3 doesn’t understand Lewis capaldis amazing songs because he’s that one person in life who hasn’t witnessed good music

by jessattackinghermates February 22, 2019

Capassity

When your ass is so big, that it can't get any bigger

Did you see the junk in her trunk? It has definitely reached capassity.

by bopgirl February 12, 2010

Capaneese

Someone whom speakith the false truth

Bartholomew: Aye yo I got head from the principle
Charlemagne: Nah this dude be speakin capaneese
*Bartholomew and Charlemagne both then proceed to kiss*

by iLoveMennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 22, 2020

whora-cabral

whore-rah-cuh-brawl

conceited;anorexic self centered;bitch; people who are sluts and do nothing but but have sex

Person 1:omg that person is such a whora-cabral

Person 2:Word

by Justin1234567 September 26, 2007

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Capalert

A good place to find a bunch of christian fundamentalist/right-wing retards for fun and profit. Rumour says they also do film reviews. (and funny ones!)

Capalert craap-alert!

by Zhou Fang August 17, 2003