Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.

Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.

by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018

Coke-Caning

engaging in sexual intercourse with a penis comprable in size to a coke can

Ali was caught coke-caning with a husky white man because her small elf lover couldn't fulfill her needs

by herro prease February 11, 2009

Canoeing

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

by Tafkag July 4, 2019

canning fatigue

The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.

I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.

by DMMOneBillion February 23, 2009

Candy Caning

When ones takes ecstasy and viagra.

Last night I was candy caning and had amazing sex with my lover.

by DirectorDickhead March 11, 2018

Canoeing

1. When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping.

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

2. The act of being a douche canoe.

P1: You haven't hung out with me in weeks!
P2: That's because I don't like you anymore...
P3: Wow, now your canoeing.

by USA Channel 22 September 15, 2014

Caning

What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.

Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 2, 2020