Russian candy cane

When a dude 69's a girl who's on her period, then you make out with your jizz in her mouth in her blood in yours

You're on your period? That's fine, it's Christmas time and everybody likes a Russian candy cane.

by AdmiralPercy November 14, 2020

Candy cane plug

It is a butt plug that is shaped like a candy cane and after you use it your ass smells like peppermint.It is commonly used during Christmas. It comes in many different colors and flavors.

I used my girlfriends candy cane plug to shove up her ass last night. She moaned many times and I loved the smell of the mint.

by Andrew large penis July 17, 2017

candy cane

Noun. A candy cane is a very gothic practice in which a male will masturbate and as he ejaculates, he cuts his penis with a blade to make it bleed and incidentally create a candy cane.
Verb. To candy cane is to carry out this gruesome practice and is often a fun alternative to circle jerks

Hey dude you wanna go can candy cane my dick tonight.

by Faraz M. May 1, 2008

Candy Cane Lisp

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.

Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.

by lolmongoose December 23, 2008

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011

irish candy cane

When:

a girl periods into a man's mouth

the man comes in her mouth

they kiss

"i just had an irish candy cane with this chick last night"

by a non oh mess June 2, 2009

candy cane

No, bastards. PEACE

It is also (apparently) when a dude comes up to another dude from behind and grabs his cock and pulls hard,flipping the dude over.

Jay candy caned me and i hit my face on the cement.

Go candy cane Rob.

PEACE

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008