Canadian Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. Although this may sound identical to the "American Canoe," the difference is that all lubrication must be substituted with 100% Canadian Maple Syrup. This is to ensure that the women cannot slip off of the man accidentally.

Guy 1: Hey do you see those three hot girls?
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!

by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017

Canadian Lampshade

A sexual act in which a man drapes his testicles over their partners eyes and penis across the bridge of the nose simulating a lamp switch and shading the eyes.

Last night I performed a Canadian Lampshade on my wife.

by ThatCOGuy July 21, 2021

Canadian Treadmill

It's a euphemism for putting maple syrup on someone while massaging doggy style in an Ice hockey suit. It's what all the kids are about these days.

/r/Peejwal: "Canadian Treadmill? Sounds like a sexual Urban Dictionary term."
/r/SouthFM: "It is now."

by xsender December 13, 2021

The Canadian Carry

When you carry a cup of Tim Hortons coffee/tea/hot chocolate by putting your thumb on the rim of the cup and index and middle fingers on the bottom, because of the extreme heat of the beverage.

The Canadian Carry saved my hand from being scalded on the trip back to the office from Tim's.

How does your hand not feel like it's on fire while carrying a Tim Hortons coffee?
I always use The Canadian Carry.

by Vancini June 18, 2011

canadian flag

What Americans attach to their backpacks/suitcases/purses/bags while in Europe, especially France. Used to disguise identity or in hopes that any sort of harassment will be dissuaded. Usually in small iron-on patch form.

Look at that guy with the Canadian Flag...who does he think he's kidding?

by chernobylspice December 11, 2003

Canadiansense

1. drivelling on non-sensically on Canadian political blogs about crazy nonsense. Never being able to stay on topic.

2. Spam

Someone Canadiansensed my inbox!!!

Uh oh looks like someone went all Canadiansense on this thread.

by canadiansense November 21, 2010

Canadian Houdini

First you have to make sure the lights are off and that your girl is facing at a window. As you are having sex with her from behind you pull out as you tell her you’re "putting a condom on" but what really happens is your friend SECRETELY comes out from hiding and begins to have sex with this person. You run outside of the house and look into the window.

Me and Bob ran a canadian houdini on Sarah.

by Ma_Ar_Vi_MAV March 16, 2009