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Calgary

A nice city that is obsessed with Toronto. Been there for a week and I don't know what the big deal is. Boring, flat and average. Turned down a nice job because I love Toronto that much. Sorry Calgary, Toronto will always be the city where the best and the brightest go. You guys can have all the rejects from Quebec and Newfoundland.
Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Alberta, Canada
by Toronto Man July 6, 2006
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Calvaryer

A term that used to be associated to a very cunning and manipulative individual.

Not a lot of known about this individual. The individual was commonly seen in neon pink clothing, as they strived to be at the center of attention at all time, especially in a time where clothing like that hasn't been seen before. It has been rumored that this individual is the sole reason as to why the human eye can even perceive said color, that theory could never be confirmed, though it also can't be denied.

Calvaryer is one of the first psychopaths ever recorded to exist, and due to Calvaryers generally extremely attractive image, as well as their high intellect they could achieve anything they set their beautiful brain on.

Their most notable achievement having created the whole concept of politics. Yes, all politic parties stem from Calvaryers unfathomable brain capacity which would make even Tesla and Einstein jealous.
Please, oh Calvaryer, free us from the violence which is thriving in humanity.
by The Defiler of worlds February 13, 2022
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calvarysquake

calvarysquake made a really good daisy edit
by Gianna matranga March 31, 2022
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Calgary niggas

Calgary niggas be sneaky snakes, don’t give back clothing, Make up the most bullshit that get you in fucked up situations. Start the most but don’t do shit. Skin young girls with there 17 year old dog ass, and fuck it up for the real niggas trying to succeed.
Oh those are Calgary niggas they be on all types of fucked up shit
by Calgary niggas September 9, 2018
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Akram Jomaa School Calgary

An Islamic school in Calgary where all the arabs eat Burger King and say it’s halal as long as it isn’t pork. 0 options classes except for bed making and Islamic studies. Someone’s iPhone got stolen here and once the power went out.
I heard Akram Jomaa School Calgary is going to collaborate with Burger King real soon.
by Rahul Chodree December 26, 2022
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calgary

shitttiest shit town ever!!!!!! {toronto} kicks ass compared to that fuckup cowpaddie
i hate that kickass town!
did adam berg move to calgary?
by calgary sucks December 28, 2005
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Calgary

The slum of Alberta. Home to alot of sluts and metrosexuals. Everyone there says Calgary should be capital of Alberta, but its already the mullet capital of Canada.
Edmonton- Worlds largest shopping mall and indoor amusment park
Calgary- Worlds larges mullet and smelliest indoor brothel
by Edmon tonkixass May 31, 2005
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