Columbine any %

A speed-run that involves an in real life manhunt for a victim where the time stops when the victim is dead

After performing the Columbine Any % I bet the time could be lowered to a sub 5hr paced run.

by Dentor January 5, 2021

Coallumbinder

A being that pretends to be either a human or an object.

Person: That animal is pretending to be a human, what a Coallumbinder.

by Doctor Expense April 21, 2021

Columbine

a school

1:hey wanna go to columbine?

2:no, its our school.
3: i heard eric and dilan are there tho
2: im comin

by not a twitter user January 15, 2022

Columbiner

Someone who comes to school in a trench coat, or combat boots, and if they're feeling really cool they'll bring both. They will also pretend that they dont know what Columbine is

"Wow look at that edgy fuck with the wrath t shirt, fucking Columbiner"
"Idk they're pretty based"
"Kill yourself"

by kick punch kid January 22, 2023

Columbine Pose

A name for when somebody did one of the poses featured in the iconic columbine cafeteria picture.

Person1: Why the hell did Person3 do the columbine pose???
Person2: I don't fucking know.
Person3: I didn't know Dylan did that, I'm sorry!

by Zach T. Radass April 14, 2023

Colombian columbine

A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray

My boyfriend gave me the Colombian columbine of my life last night.

by LtMcRo July 6, 2025