california workout

when you say you're going to the gym but all you end up doing is sitting on a bike listening to music and chatting with your friends at the juice bar.

hey im pretty tired but im gunna go do a california workout

by cali_kid123 April 22, 2009

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California Condor Nest

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.

Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

by 84579876874 June 29, 2011

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California Crab Tickle

A gentle tickle followed by crab-like pinch of the anal area.

Things were getting hot 'n' heavy, then my man suprised me with a California Crab Tickle! Ooooooeeee!

by Poo-Pee March 8, 2012

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calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.

Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting

by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018

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Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

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caligosto

Caligosto is the most beautiful guy in the world. If you met a Caligosto who is a doctor and that you're an army man, he's the one for you. Very gay, isn't it?
Especially if you two love brains.

"When a TOOTH is BAD, you pull it." Said Caligosto.

by caligosto February 26, 2019

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