Clitorisaurus

A female sexual organ that has been enlarged to allow a woman to fuck a man. It is typically elicited by men who have acted like jerks or pussies.

Michael was being such an impotent douche, Laura had to summon her clitorisaurus to put him in his place.

by Alpha Zulu April 1, 2010

Webbed Clitoris

An increasingly common insult at my school. Originally started when a boy, who is known to have webbed feet, got defensive when someone said to him during a playful argument "Yeah, well you got webbed feet!" After thinking for a few seconds, his retaliation was "Yeah, well you've got a webbed clitoris!" The insult is actually very weak and doesn't actually mean anything in this context, but if you wish to start saying to people "you've got a webbed clitoris" just to see the confused look on their face, there isn't anything stopping you!

Female teen: Ya mum's fatter than those twins riding motorbikes!
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah well YOUR mum's so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!"
Female teen: Yeah, well you got webbed feet! FACT!"
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah, well you got a webbed clitoris!
Female teen: *gives boy awkward look* er...what?
Boy with webbed feet: OWNED.

by Butt o'secks March 23, 2008

Inverted Clitoris Cheeks

The act of taking one's fingers and putting them inside the clit then gripping and pulling gently outward towards the knees. For this process to continue, a male must ejaculate into the folds of the fleshy gooch. Once this has been completed, fold the clitoris into itself as if you are folding a cream cheese wonton and then insert it back into the vaginal canal.

Toby: "Oh my goodness! I just aced my math test!"
Laura: "Inverted clitoris cheeks."

by Michael Literis December 18, 2019

Orange Clitoris

The female equivalent of blue balls. What happens when a female does not reach orgasm during sex.

Girl:OMG are you done?!
Guy: Yeah, wasn't that great?!
Girl: Yeah, so great i just got orange clitoris!

by Safuraliciouslydeliciously August 22, 2008

clitoris

A small nub outside of the vagina. Every women is able to orgasm from it, unlike the gspot. The gspot's location is known to be a smart part of the clitoris, so few women can orgasm from the gspot only.

To stimulate the clitoris and bring her to a real orgasm, the palm job technique is my favorite. The palm works the clitoris. Use oil/lube.

Her: You are only teasing me. My clitoris is 3 to 5 inches inside of me. Yes the gspot stimulates it, but I want a real orgasm. Please, please... I need release. Give me a palm job. My clit babe and get the lube.

Video: on xvideos website search how to make a woman squirt every time or palm job. Then click the first.

Him: you look so hot when you convulse uncontrollably after my PJ.
Her: your a real man =)) I love you.

by bigjack January 1, 2014

clitoris-phobia

afraid of that anatomy the aptly named pleasure spot
for women

the poor fella was squeamish even entertaining the thought of having to taste her clit his immediate reaction was clitoris-phobia

by scumguts36 January 10, 2011

clotoris

A small globule of clotted menstrual blood wedged between the upper section of a woman's labia majora. Unlike the clitoris, the clotoris is much easier to find thanks to its distinctive color, pungent odor and unique flavor.

OH NO! Yo clotowith id on nai tung!!!

What?!?

(SPIT) I said your damned clotoris is on my friggin' tongue! (BARF!)

by SinDonor dammit February 18, 2011