Calendar diving

Using shared Outlook calendars to snoop on co-workers or your manager.

Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.

by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008

college calendar

A calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.

Guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
Girl: she would look so good in my college calendar

by diploblastic August 13, 2016

calendarically

Referring to dates on a calendar.

My wife and I were speaking calendarically about our vacation.

She thought Jim was calendarically wrong for her.

by Stashik June 20, 2005

National Make a Calendar Day

The Day of which national day calendar's are made

Yooo it's national make a calendar day, let's make a national calendar

by McCade Mandrel November 26, 2021

calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.

There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?

by viennabeo November 12, 2013

bobistic calendar

In the bobistic calendar, you don't have any past or future. Yesterday? What's that? Tomorrow? What's that? What I ate this morning? What's a morning? You just have the present. And the present is in the year 202030. When was Jesus born? Jesus is born at 202030. When are the next elections? In 202030. What was the previous year? It was 202030. Next Year? Thats also 202030. Yesterday, tomorrow, next week? None of them exists. Only 202030.

The bobistic calendar tells me that we are in 202030.

by fermentedcola December 26, 2024

Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021