Person 1: Yo I heard Mr. Li gave Jar a lesson in Calculus.
Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact
Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact
by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021

The retarded brother of mathematical analysis. Often hailed as difficult by dumb people who don't know what mathematics is.
by category August 3, 2018

Person 1: Yo I heard Steven gave Raj a lesson of of Calculus yesterday.
Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact
Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact
by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021

When π, the world’s most arguably beloved or beautiful mathematical constant, weighs the pros and cons of revealing too little or too much about herself in order to maximize her universal appeal, while minimizing any negative publicity or fallout, in popular culture.
With fierce fellow competitors like e and 𝜙 watching her every move to outwit her, it’s no surprise that π is perpetually paranoid—pi calculus remains a necessary evil for her to maintain her competitive edge.
by Numerati December 12, 2024

Formal system for expressing computation defined by Alonzo Church. Computer scientists love it and have created cult-like groups based on it, such as the Knights of the Lambda Calculus and the Knights who Say Lambda.
Bruh, did you know that you can obtain the terms of infinitary Lambda Calculus automatically quotiented by alpha-equivalence using the name abstraction endofunctor in the category of nominal sets??
by John_Von_Unipi April 26, 2024
