Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

Muff cabbage

its a jersey thing.

You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.

by jumping beans October 16, 2010

muff cabbage man

An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.

"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.

by Javier Jesus Pablo October 6, 2013

muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

Muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing

You're muff cabbage!

by Asian todd October 14, 2010

muff cabbage

a smelly vagina

OMG!!! she has a muff cabbage and it stinks

by B96jhoncena March 16, 2011

Muff Cabbage

A loose Vag

Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.

by PartyPimp October 15, 2010