double cumming

dou·ble cumming
ˈdəb(ə)l/ ko͝om,kəm-ing/

verb
1. The act of experiencing two orgasms while cumming for what seems like one huge intense fucking literally explosively amazing orgasms with tons of semen everywhere... anyway... but is actually two overlapping orgasms in which the second initiates before the first is able to even reach it's decline resulting in cum everywhere (ie. extreme secretion).

Copyright November 2014 Nick & Amy East.

Nick began double cumming when she started using her mouth in replace of her hands.

by Nick East November 27, 2014

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH is what I scream when i'm being fucked while I jack off and cum.

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH.

by eda-skip November 21, 2021

I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.

oh shit! I'm cumming!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.

I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!

by Crotch Club December 30, 2007

Pee Cumming

The climatic feeling you get when you let go of an amazing piss that you have been holding for an extended amount of time.

Dick: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God i'm not gonna make it......

**Rushes into bathroom and doesn't care that the seat is still down**

Mom: What are you doing in there Dick?

Dick: AHHHHHHHHH PEE CUMMING!!!!

**Lights Cigar**

by gmacdaddylovalova September 2, 2012

Dry cumming

It is when you jack off and before you cum ,you squeeze your dick hard so the load does not spread anywhere. It is usually done when there are no paper tissues or you are being a lazy turd.

Oh fuck, I am out of tissues. I better use that dry cumming technique so I don't wet nana's bed.

by Chelero July 18, 2016

plant cumming

A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.

"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"

by Djduff November 1, 2017