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Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.
“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”
by hag4eva August 1, 2022
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Croutons

The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light
Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons
by AssassinOG_420-69 July 22, 2019
mugGet the Croutonsmug.

carolina crouton

when a small tobacco leaf sticks to your lip while smoking
Dude, you should have seen this skank. She had a Carolina Crouton hanging off her lip while talking to the Bartender.
by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016
mugGet the carolina croutonmug.

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy
Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!
by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021
mugGet the Crouton Kickmug.

Crouton

A large male with flub face who tends to bully smaller white suburban children (land) and is found in many regions across the country. They send to have thick thighs and only make contested threes from the corner. This is an endangered species and is dying out currently.
The crouton boy bullies Matt In one on one basketball
by Reardongotgame December 26, 2019
mugGet the Croutonmug.

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."
by josmont October 23, 2015
mugGet the Pants Croutonmug.

CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.
"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral
by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017
mugGet the CROUTONmug.

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