Cosmic Booze

Ideas or sentences that induce a state of awe about your place in the universe.

Intoxicatingly beautiful ideas or phrases that make you light headed and/or euphoric

I saw that Exurb1a video, it was cosmic booze fr.

"You are nothing. You are everything. It's galactic gaslighting" -Exurb1a

Hearing that parase was some mad cosmic booze.

by KPhil9 April 16, 2023

Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.

Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?

by benzanato December 14, 2010

Cosmic diarrhea

When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw

Lisa had to go to the bathroom she ate to much Mexican food now she has cosmic diarrhea

by Lilith Nishikinomiya September 14, 2022

Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

cosmic bear

A amazing creature that wanders the cosmos and makes YouTube videos.

The cosmic bear has just landed on the moon.

by thomas 4 train August 8, 2016

Cosmic Penis

Blue Origin

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.

by YAWA July 23, 2021

Cosmic Nebula

an annoying asshole who won't shut the fuck up about caculators

Nobody cares about your Calculators, Cosmic Nebula

by Nerdgaming104 June 19, 2022