Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

Cosmic Nebula

an annoying asshole who won't shut the fuck up about caculators

Nobody cares about your Calculators, Cosmic Nebula

by Nerdgaming104 June 19, 2022

Cosmic Penis

Blue Origin

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.

by YAWA July 23, 2021

cosmic oose

Universe dust to which we all return upon our demise (scots)

after we die we all become cosmic oose

by Mr manana March 7, 2016

Cosmic Booze

Ideas or sentences that induce a state of awe about your place in the universe.

Intoxicatingly beautiful ideas or phrases that make you light headed and/or euphoric

I saw that Exurb1a video, it was cosmic booze fr.

"You are nothing. You are everything. It's galactic gaslighting" -Exurb1a

Hearing that parase was some mad cosmic booze.

by KPhil9 April 16, 2023

cosmic right

To perform any act of a positive nature that will either negate a previous transgression or amount to future good fortune; Righting a wrong to bring balance back into the universe.

I totally cosmic righted myself when I paid my ex the $500 I owned from 3 years ago that she forgot about.

Jake picked up a cosmic right by shoveling his elderly neighbors' driveway after the blizzard.

by Steyer January 30, 2008

Cosmic Delta

the most illegal legal discord user
is charged with various war crimes and cybercrimes
also for murder
They arrested him in Tijuana for multiple homicide
he only said pentakill
A few months ago he escaped from jail for now he's on the loose
if you find it run away from it

Cosmic Delta: :)
Discord User: taco sombrero

by Cosmic Zeppeli December 29, 2020