Coronavirus

The 2020 Oxford Children’s Word of the Year! Yes, that's right oxford actually put this word in a fucking CHILDRENS dictionary.

Oxfords definition: a type of virus that can cause pneumonia and other diseases in humans and animals

My definition: A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is an online school.

Synonyms: Corona, Covid 19, Covid, SARS-CoV-2, Hell, Death, Suicide note

The coronavirus is sending us to our grave

by AreYouReadingMyName March 01, 2021

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A virus that makes you buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer, but no food, so you die from starvation.

Dave died from coronavirus. That bastard starved to death.

by JmonDragQueen June 16, 2020

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by UwOそお November 17, 2020

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A crown with sharp ends, breaks the lies the web mends. A fake virus to drive up fear. No longer will it continue. I already lost sight of it, in my rear view mirror. A curse on words, the crown broke it down. And with all the winnings, humanity started to rebound.

A mound or a sound, we just ants and coronavirus is fake, that we no longer need or see around.

by PoP-Rox January 30, 2021

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